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MLK Day, South Carolina gives standing ovation to Gingrich's racist swill

"Uploaded by ChuckWolk on Jan 16, 2012
Newt Gingrich gets standing ovation for his no nonsense answer to Juan Williams race bating question. He knocks it out of the proverbial park for a game changing debate performance that put him back in the spotlight.
2 likes, 0 dislikes" The first comment like all comments to this video on youtube.


Juan Wormtongue, a paid pasty for Fox News got booed by a Fox News debate audience last night for asking about Gingrich's poorly veiled attacks on African Americans. Whether it be asking little black kids to clean toilets, that their parents are lazy criminals who don't work, that they are all on food stamps, or that President Obama is the Food Stamp President. All racially bad ideas, false accusations and dishonest hyperbole which are racially driven.

There are now more people on food stamps because Newt Gingrich and Republicans destroyed the economy four years ago causing the poverty rate to rise to 46% of Americans. More white than black.

So here is another example in that growing list of Republican debate audiences cheering and booing for all the wrong reasons. Ugly bigoted selfish reasons. And the media has to play it fair and even. Racism is equal to non racism. Intolerant  religious bigotry is equal too fairness and inclusion. Hell, if Republicans began eating poor black children instead of just forcing just them to clean toilets, the press would be saying cannibalism is equal to not eating them, and probably include  calorie counts. 

Why would any black person vote for a Republican? Even 5% seems over the top. I wonder if even one of those 5% who do are sitting on anything less than a million bucks? And why would any black person WORK for Fox News unless the worked for Saruman? 



                       
                                    




Jon Stewart crowned as Colbert Super PAC owner mouth fed

The Republican answer to the Super PAC problem is to get rid of all campaign finance laws, anyone or anything can give as much as they want to candidates directly, secretly.

As of this moment, Romney will beat Obama by one point. Meaning that more than half the voters believe the way to solve our economic problems is to DOUBLE DOWN on the policies that caused it to...

Further decrease taxes on the wealthy.
Rescind any and all financial regulations before and after they caused the meltdown.
Increase the disparity of wealth which is tearing us apart.


Why would half the voters want that?

The answer to that is right here: MLK Day, South Carolina gives standing ovation to Gingrich's racist swill




                       
                                    




Stephen Colbert explains SUPER PACS with Mitt the Ripper


The Republican answer to the Super PAC problem is of course expected. No political finance laws at all. Any person or any corporation [oops redundancy] can give as much as they want directly to candidates. Which would make every one of our politicians an even bigger whore than they already are. Oops. My apologies to whores, they supply something enjoyable for money.  



                       
                                    




Stephen Colbert, A vote for Herman Cain is a vote for Colbert

Stephen calls for his Democratic and Independent fans to vote for Herman Cain who is still on the ballot in the open South Carolina primary.


Sleepy, Dopey and Perry... 

                       
                                    




Mitt the Ripper - Colbert Super PAC ad



                       
                                    




'My Favorite Things' Julie Andrews duet with Mitt Romney

Oh MY! Remember how Julie Andrews was able to keep the heebie jeebies at bay for the little Van Trapp kids by warbling a few verses of "My Favorite things?" Gee,"whiskers on kittens and bright copper kettles." It worked every time! Well, this time, Andrews has to punch it into overdrive to keep away the feeling that an ominous presence is nearby - perhaps a Sqid-Mitt!



                       
                                    




Barbie Doll Sarah Burge has daughter 7 pole dancing, boob job & Lipo

Feminism 0, / Women's Worth Judged by Looks 36 EEE. Years ago when Sarah Burge started her plastic surgery odyssey, we watched in fascination as she vowed to transform herself into a walking, talking Barbie Doll, with the life-size version of the dolls' impossible measurements. She has very nearly succeeded and is ready to pass the legacy on to daughter Poppy, an eager pupil. According to mom, Poppy 'begs for plastic surgery.' We've come such a 'long way baby' to slip right back through the key hole of time.

Those of us who are hopelessly not 'with it' are unaware that 6 and 7-year-old girls aren't into Cinderella and Snow White, but instead prefer pole dancing lessons, boob jobs, and a handy liposuction certificate tucked inside a Christmas Card, much like people on lesser budgets (who could perhaps use lipo) might tuck a Cinnabon voucher into a gifting card!

A good mother invests in her child's future. Burge wants people to know that her investment in Poppy's future is 'like saving money for her education.' How can you argue with logic like that?



                       
                                    




Olbermann Worst: Rep. Mike O'Neal Christian hate, Greyhound, Mitt Romney

It's frankly impossible to assign relative levels of beastliness to the "Worst" contenders. Everyone named here is the 'Worst Person in the World' in my humble opinion, but for the sake of simplicity, we'll retain the rating system as set down by Keith Olbermann. After all, we know who the real winners in this pageant are, even without a tiara to set them above, or - rather, below the rest.

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Worst: Greyhound Transportation and Driver Donald Ainsworth
. One would think that having paid their fare, having no choice but to ride the dirty dawg would be penance enough for the Occupy protestors - or The Occupy 13 as they'll be known in history books. You know of course, that it was only the beginning. An immovable force (Ainsworth, the driver) came between the 13 and Washington D.C., their destination. I vote for hitchhiking as the safer and more prudent mode of transpiration on their next low-budget outing cross-country.

Worser: Mitt Romney, The Ice Man. His stiff frozen appearance is no optical illusion. In 2007 Romney was approached by an emaciated man, desperately ill with Muscular Dystrophy. The man requested an answer to but one simple question which meant all of the difference to his life. Much in the way a squid ejects an inky fluid to blind predators, in a flash, Squid Mitt blew a cloud of evasion and condescension which covered his sharp turn and slithery escape. It's so easy to brush them off when they can't get up from their wheel chairs and chase you down to demand an answer. In this case, the man should have received a considered answer from Romney, and Squid Mitt should have received a punch in the nose.

Worse, Despicable and Reprehensible too! Mike O'Neal Speaker of the Kansas State House: O'Neal is the fun bag who sent out the 'Yo Mama Obama' Christmas greetings, with a comparison of the First Lady as The Grinch. Those who think it was good partisan fun might want to take a look at the following. "Free At last," O'Neal wrote in an email he received and passed to colleagues about Psalm 109, "I can honestly voice a Biblical prayer for our president."

"Let his days be few; and let another take his office...May his children be fatherless and his wife a widow...May his children be wandering beggars; may they be driven from their ruined homes...May a creditor seize all he has/ may strangers plunder the fruits of his labor...May no one extend kindness to him or take pity on his fatherless children..."

If I didn't know that he was from the party of morality, I'd suspect there was some hatred lurking. Late minute update, O'Neal has been asked to step down. In short, he replied that likes it just fine where he is.

RJ Adds: Any book that would promote such hateful swill should be discarded into the ash bin of History. It is the literal belief in that book that generates most of the intolerance, bigotry, racism, hatred and violence in the world past and present. 



                       
                                    




Stephen Colbert OWNS George Stephanopoulos on Sunday Show

Staying in character!


I liked that part about Roger Ailes - who operates FOX NEWS, loves liberals and treats them fairly in a balanced way - accusing Jon Stewart of hating conservatives! OH MY LORD, THE HORROR...  Conservatives so overflow with hatred, hypocrisy no longer matters to them. In fact it has become a positive character trait for Republicans. I CAN YOU CAN'T.



                       
                                    




Ron Paul is an Asshole music Video

Not only an asshole BUT WORSE THAN HITLER!


But it's okay, he wants to legalize pot!



                       
                                    




The Jedi Breakfast Video

How did they do that??



                       
                                    




Golden Globes Moment: Madonna calls Ricky Gervais a Girl



                       
                                    




The 9 selfish voters who lost Iowa for Santorum VIDEO

What do coming out as gay, a bag of puppies and Newt Gingrich's face in a bowl of oatmeal have in common? I'm not telling you yet - you've probably already guessed. I will say that each - and more, played a part in keeping the crucial nine voters from the polls where their votes would have made all of the difference for Rick Santorum . Just like every one of nature's snowflakes, each individual and their story is flakey and unique.



                       
                                    




Passing Spaghetti Monster turns tide on Tebow

In a last minute substitution, the deity of the Pastafarian movement - otherwise known as The Flying Spaghetti Monster filled in for J.C. who was otherwise occupied and unable to personally answer yet another of Tim Tebow's calls for help. Whispers of 'The Little Boy Who Cried Wolf' were heard in the stands while the ungainly Monster attempted to adapt to throwing with his obvious handicaps. Help is promised, success is not.

Origins:
In January 2005, Bobby Henderson, then a 24-year-old Oregon State University physics graduate sent an open letter regarding the Flying Spaghetti Monster to the Kansas State Board of Education. The question of evolution and creationism was on the agenda. According to Henderson, since the intelligent design movement uses ambiguous references to a designer, any conceivable entity may fulfill that role, including a Flying Spaghetti Monster. Henderson explained, "I don't have a problem with religion. What I have a problem with is religion posing as science. If there is a god and he's intelligent, then I would guess he has a sense of humor.

Moreover, an International Society for Flying Spaghetti Monster Awareness and other fan sites emerged. As public awareness grew, the mainstream media picked up on the phenomenon. The Flying Spaghetti Monster became a symbol for the case against intelligent design in public education. Thanks to Wikipedia for The Flying Spaghetti Monster info, of which I've only scratched the surface.

                       
                                    




If Websites Were TV Shows VIDEO

Imagine - if you will, that Facebook - for example, no longer consists of just names and photos on your monitor. Instead it's a live event in a TV studio, complete with a set and a host. Beyond that - the entire Facebook audience is live in the audience and interacting! CraigsList Live boggles the mind. Too Good to Toss could really move old sofas. Even Kick! would be live and interactive - gone would be my 'working attire' and a search would be launched for my shoes. Working at home has its advantages.



                       
                                    




Team Tebow, Jesus no where to be found in 45 to 10 loss to Patriots

"I just want to thank my lord and savior Jesus Christ and thank my teammates for the effort they put forth not only tonight but the entire season." Tim Tebow after the 45 to 10 loss to the Patriots ONCE AGAIN gives credit to an absent Jesus BEFORE his teammates. 

You know how they say that having a Jewish Mother makes you Jewish, PERIOD! Same with being from Wisconsin, you are a Packer fan forever, period! And like every Packer fan I would much rather be playing the team with the worst QB than the best QB next week.

So I spent last night on my knees in a Tebow praying for that silly quarterback to win this one for the Lord. Sadly the Lord deserted me, the Broncos, Tim Tebow and perhaps may have winked out of existence sometime last week, or so the picture here would suggest.

Do not poo-poo that graphic away for it is what this Tebowmania is most about. It is also what denying evolution is about. What denying climate change is about. Proving God exists which is impossible. They see a man on his knees praying specifically to Jesus to win and he wins. God exists and that's that. And if he prays to Jesus and doesn't win then God exists and that's that! You know the old saying, YOU CAN HAVE IT BOTH WAYS, if yer nuts.

Also keep in mind other sports figures Tebow and point to God and such and they are hardly mentioned. Why just Tebow?

Because he and his mother were hired by Focus on the Family - the largest intolerant bigoted Christian organization in America - to appear in a Super Bowl ad last year to help deny women their Right to Choose. He is the poster boy for getting a BIG intrusive government into our lives.   

So what do you think happened to Jesus Saturday night?

a) It was just too damn cold for him, sandals and all
b) He was golfing with Gordon Gekko
c) He was making a speech for the NRA at the Dallas Gun Show
d) He was in front of an abortion clinic screaming at women
e) He was hitting children with a stick
f) He was lobbying Congress to hurt gay couples
g) He was in Houston helping with another execution
h) He was pissing on Muslims
i)  He was counting his money
j) He was taking away food stamps and unemployment checks from poor people
k) He was lobbying to eliminate the MLK holiday in Arizona
l)  He winked out of existence sometime last week
m) Because Jesus has the ass at Tebow for not listening to him!

"When you pray, don't be like the hypocrites who love to pray publicly on street corners and in the synagogues where everyone can see them. I tell you the truth, that is all the reward they will ever get." Mark 6:5




                       
                                    




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